“Sarah Stoesz, who heads the Planned Parenthood operation in my state of Minnesota, said she recently opened three express centers in wealthy Minnesota suburbs and shopping centers and malls and places where women are doing their grocery shopping, picking up Starbucks, living their daily lives and stopping off for an abortion.”
-Michele Bachmann.
This week's Harlot hails from the great state of Minnesota! Yes, you guessed it, Michele Bachmann, the Tea party visionary who last several weeks ago made some rather fascinating comments. February 11th, when addressing a group of college students the esteemed congress woman and celebrated harlot, took the opportunity to strut her stuff. Bachmann emphasized her record of job creation, stating, "My husband and I have created over 50 jobs in our state; we are so stinking proud of that." I ask you, is there a better way to celebrate such accomplishments than to have a partay? Bachmann says, Hell no! "Do we have any college age students here today? Yes!!! You'll all be at my party today. One drink. One drink limit. I mean it too." Damnit Michele, you gotsta put the drink limit on a bunch of binge drinking college students. That's cold. At least this Harlot has got some class.
Good stuff so far Michele, but this line takes the cake, "You may know that the president of China is named Hu. His name is President Hu. And with all the money that we owe China, I think we might rightly say "Hu's your daddy!"
Yes, that's right! Hu's your daddy, Michele? Congratulations, you are the Harlot of the week.
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